a little hump day awesomeness from the ol interwebs
of course this is completely unrealistic. people would KILL to be obama’s elf. i don’t know why this guy’s complaining.
View ArticleWriterBabe Interview
The amazing Raven Moore, who runs a website called The WriterBabe Series: a blog for the professionally curious, interviewed me recently about sex, freelance writing and Mario Lopez. We met years ago,...
View ArticleOne step closer to internet acclaim
I just found out through my fellow pundit that everyone’s favorite photo pun blog, That’s Punny, is now available for The Kindle. So technically, I’m an “author” on Amazon. Here are a few of the puns...
View ArticleOff the charts – a made-up astrological reading for Leos
I applied to be a “funny horoscope writer” today, which required a sample horoscope for a Leo, which is funny because one of the first songs I ever wrote was called “horrorscope” and it was about being...
View ArticleThe right to bear arms – chair edition
Searching for a reading chair on Craigslist has become something of a part-time job for me. Instead of monetary compensation, I am rewarded anew each day with posts like this: Finally, someone else...
View ArticleGrand Slam Thank You Ma’am
If you search for “Denny’s” in Chicago, my name comes up. This post serves to further increase my online connection to the oft-visited diner of my youth (and by “youth” I mean, existence). The link is...
View ArticleI’m fucking inspiring, please
Look: See? Who needs stability or regular sex or a functioning liver when you have a fucking snail validating you on the internet? NOT ME. Related: Haiku for Adulthood #52-#56 Dear @nna Google thinks...
View ArticleI’m really obvious, apparently
Also, new Dear @nna column out today, appropriately on how to deal with people who self-promote too much. Ah hum. Excerpt: “The basic concept of self-promotion is that even if you’re uncomfortable...
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